Funny Junk Addicting Flash Games Pictures Video Clips

A woman
decides to have a face lift
for her birthday.
She spends $5000
and feels pretty good
about the results.

On her way home,
she stops at a newsstand
to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving
she says to the clerk,
”I hope you don’t mind my asking,
but how old do you think I am?”

”About 32,”
is the reply.

”I’m exactly 47,”
the woman says happily.

A little while later

she goes into McDonald’s
and asks the counter girl
the very same question.

She replies,
”I guess about 29.”

”Nope, I’m 47.”

Now,
she’s feeling really good about herself.

She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints
and asks the clerk the same burning question.

The clerk responds,
”Oh, I’d say 30.”

Again she proudly responds,
”I am 47, but thank you.”

While waiting for the bus to go home,
she asks an old man the same question.

He replies,
”Lady,
I’m 78 and my eye sight is going.
Although,
when I was young,
there was a sure way
to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward,
but it requires you
to let me
put my hands
under your bra.
Then
I can tell you
exactly
how old you are.”

They wait in silence
on the empty street
until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out,
”What the heck, go ahead.”

He slips both of his hands
under her blouse
> >and
> >under her bra
and
begins to feel around
very slowly
and
carefully.

After a couple of minutes of this,
she says,
”Okay, okay,
how old am I?”

He completes
one last squeeze
of her tits,
removes his hands,
and says,
”Madam, you are 47.”

Stunned and amazed,
the woman says,
”That was incredible,
how could you tell?”

The old man replies,
”Promise you won’t get mad?”

”I promise”,
she says.

He replies,
”I was behind you
in line
at McDonald’s.”