Archive for April, 2006
My friend has lost her puppy and is desperate to find him.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV when she realized she hasn’t seen her pup in a while and can’t even begin to think when or where she last saw him.
She has been putting up signs everywhere (as you can see from […]
I think this is the worst action figure, ever….
Who the hell would want to buy this? LOL!
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…”
The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims:
“If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year […]
The Bill O’Reilly Video. I don’t know what this guy did to deserve this.
This is why you should respect old lady even though you’re driving a Mercedes, otherwise all you can do is to shake your head in regrets.
Wanna know why?
