A story of a barman
Published April 11th, 2006 in Jokes.A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
As the Barman walks away to make it, he hears a voice - “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today”. Confused, he looks around and can’t see anyone, so assumes it must have been his mind playing tricks and waits for his drink.
As the barman returns, he sips on his beer and, once again, hears the quiet voice-
“Ooh, I do like what you’ve done with your hair today”. Perplexed, he searches around, but yet again to no avail. Then it spoke up for a third time - “I must say, you really do look as if you’ve been working out too”.
This was the final straw, and the man, frustrated, calls the barman over and asks him if he knows whats going on. Straight away the barman points to a bowl on the counter, full of bar snacks.
“Don’t worry about it mate” he said - “it’s just the complimentary peanuts”
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