Archive for April, 2006
A journalist and a programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The journalist leans over to the programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few [...]
Remember not to eat anything before watching this exclusive video clip. I’m sure most of you must have heard about “Memoirs of a Geisha”, but what about Gay-sha?
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
As the Barman walks away to make it, he hears a voice - “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today”. Confused, he looks around and can’t see anyone, so assumes it must have been his mind playing tricks and waits for his drink.
As [...]
My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5p.
“I invested that 5p in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, [...]
Here’s a Yeti for you to shave. Make sure you shave it clean and you’ll get a “prize” at the end.
Remember! Shave it clean to claim your prize, yoh!
