Funny Junk Addicting Flash Games Pictures Video Clips

An ugly man enters a jewellery shop with a pretty young woman on his arm.

“I’d like to buy this beautiful girl I just met a diamond necklace”. The shop assistant returns with a tray of necklaces all priced under £1000.

“No you misunderstand, she’s so special I want the most expensive diamond necklace in the shop”. The assistant returns with a £500k necklace which the man shows his companion.

“Perfect, I’ll take it, I’ve only got my cheque book on me, but I’ll write you a cheque for the full amount and pick it up tomorrow when the cheque’s cleared.”

The next day, when the cheque is presented, it transpires the man has no money, so the shop assistant phones to give him a piece of his mind.

“The bank tells me you don’t have a penny to your name, so what the hell are you playing at?”

“Not much” the man replies “but boy, what a night I had!”.