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Have you been to Italy? It’s February now and I’m pretty sure the place where most people want to go in this month is Italy. Well, you know why. Anyway, talking about Italy, it’s a home of great culture and great food. Who haven’t heard of Leonardo da Vinci, the Rome buildings and Venice? How about Italian food? Who have not heard of pizza, pasta, lasagne and such? Wow, talking about Italian food really makes me hungry.

I haven’t been to Italy myself but if I do have the resources, I would definitely want to visit it someday. Even more, if I’m rich, I would even buy a property there! If you take a look at Italian real estate, you’ll be drooling at the beautiful sceneries and dreaming of the wonderful life. It’s just the life everyone’s dreaming of.

I’ll finish off with a funny Italian joke I heard somewhere. Here it goes:

It takes an Italian man to make a woman feel like a woman

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..The  turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she wails. Then she yells,

“Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.  They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
….one button at a time.
……..No one moves.
……..He removes his shirt.
…….Muscles ripple across his chest.

…….She gasps… ……..

He whispers: “Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

LoL!