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Who is Phua Chu Kang? Those living in the West might have not heard of this name, but I believe most Malaysians and Singaporeans know this person very well. He’s a character in a funny tv sitcom and in this sitcom, he acts as a contractor who lives in Singapore. His trademark is his pair of yellow boots and he speaks the best “English” in the world.

Are you ready to hear his jokes?

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn …………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah …… ,” Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!”
also ah