Locker Room Jokes

I was the gym the other day and I was wondering what it’ll be like owning a gym and wondering where to buy the lockers and equipments. A gym might be a good business idea as more and more people are getting more health-minded.

Surfing around, and there’s this website that I found to be selling lockers, and gosh, they sell over 30 000 different lockers! I didn’t realise there could be that many types of lockers! There are school lockers, gym lockers and wood locker as well.

Well, it seems like I might consider getting some lockers from them when I start up my own gym (someday!). They only ship to the United States so for those of you outside of the US, you’re out of luck. Don’t worry, here’s a locker room jokes to cheer your day up. Enjoy =)

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$60,000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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