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How to torture Santa Claus in 20 ways

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.


2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.


3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.


4. While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.


5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

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