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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Sven Goran Eriksson is on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and has
reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says “Right Sven, this
is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines
left, so please take your time.’

Here’s your question: What type of animal lives in a sett?

a) a badger
b) a ferret
c) a mole or
d) a cuckoo?

Sven ponders for a while and says “No, I’m sorry Chris, I’m not too
sure. I’ll have to go 50-50.”

Right, Sven, let’s take away two wrong answers and see what you’re left

“Badger” and “Cuckoo” are the two remaining answers.

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says “No, Chris, I’m
still not sure, I’m going to have to phone a friend.” So who are you
going to call, Sven?” says Chris.

“Hmmm.. I think I’ll call David Beckham.” So Tarrant phones David

“David, this is Chris Tarrant from ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’. I’ve
got Sven Goran Ericsson here, and with your help he could win one
million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sven’s”.

“Hello David” says Sven. “It’s the boss here. What type of animal lives
in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?”

“It’s a badger, boss.” says Becks without hesitation.

“You sure, son?” says Sven.

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